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| Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 | | 8:11 am |
He's back.
In an interview with Amy Goodman... Michael Moore: Well, I actually -- I had a TV show on back in the '90s called TV Nation, and one day I just -- I thought it would be interesting to have like a race. So we sent a camera crew to an emergency room in Fort Lauderdale, a camera crew to an emergency room in Toronto, and then one to Havana. And they would each wait until someone came in with a broken arm or a broken leg. And then they were going to follow that person through and see Healthcare Olympics. And so, it was a race between the US, Canada and Cuba. And to make a long story short, Cuba won. They had the fastest care, the best care, and it cost nothing. We turn the show in to NBC that week, and we get a call from the censor. They're not called "the censor," they're called Standards & Practices. And so, this woman calls. She's the head of Standards & Practices -- Dr. Somebody. I don't know they -- she actually had a "Dr." before her name, but I forget her last name now. But she calls, and she says, "Mike, Cuba can't win." I said, "What?" "Cuba can't win." "Well, they won. What do you mean they can't win? They won." "No, we can't say that on NBC. We can't say that Cuba won." "Well, yeah, but they won! They provided the fastest care. They were the cheapest. And the patient was happy, and the bone got fixed." "No, it's against regulations here." I said, "Oh, well, I'm not changing it." Well, they changed it. They changed it. Two days later, when it aired, they changed it so that Canada won. And Canada didn't win. Canada almost won, but they charged the guy $15 for some crutches on the way out. So it's bugged me to this day that anybody who saw that episode, you know, where it said, you know, "and Canada won the Healthcare Olympics," and in fact it was Cuba, but that couldn't be said on NBC, because God knows what would happen. I can't wait to see his new movie this Friday! Current Mood:  AmusedCurrent Music: Persian | | Sunday, March 25th, 2007 | | 9:15 pm |
Bill gone wild.
I've noticed this spring break flipping through the channels that Fox News has more sexually provocative pictures and videos than MTV. On MTV some attractive young female is questioning two guys while her friend uses lie detector software. On Fox News there are girls drinking heavily and on stage "shaking their ass, showing there tits", and making out with other girls for 30 seconds of air time. Thank you Bill O'Reilly. Has anyone else noticed anything like this or contrary to this? What is your opinion? Current Mood:  ? | | Friday, January 19th, 2007 | | 11:23 am |
Blast from the past.
This was the opening I made for a paper in high school about the Great War. See if you can't figure out what inspired it. It was a period of Great War. U.S. passenger ships, carrying ammunition for war efforts, had been sunk without warning by German U-boats During the war the British managed to intercept a letter from the German foreign minister, Arthur Zimmermann, to Mexico, to attack the U.S. in the event of war between the U.S. and Germany. Having received the telegram, President Wilson appeared before a joint session of Congress for a declaration of war to regain safety to his people and restore peace to the world.... Current Music: Price is Right | | Saturday, January 6th, 2007 | | 10:49 am |
Bold predictions for 2007
1. US falls into a recession. 2. Iraq war grows no closer to ending. 3. Cubs = playoffs.
May come up with more.
Please add your own.
Current Mood:  Guessing | | Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 | | 10:07 pm |
Chapter 2 - Loss
JOHANNES NICK WOLF Entered tragically into rest in Kokomo on January 3, 1998. He was 14 years old. Born in Indianapolis on December 27, 1984, Johannes was an 8th grader at Kokomo High School Downtown Campus. He was a 9 year resident of Kokomo and enjoyed reading, hanging out with his friends, and especially traveling to Germany in the summers. Johannes was a loving son, brother, grandson and friend who will be deeply missed. He is survived by… I never collected my money. The Bulls won later that year, in dramatic fashion. Jordan stole the ball with seconds left, scored his 45th point of the game, and put the Bulls ahead with a final score of 87-86 over Utah in game 6. Surprisingly I wasn’t too worried about not getting my money. Not because I was ecstatic about the Bulls winning another title, but because I had lost a good friend. It was the first time I had to deal with loss of any magnitude, having only lost distant great aunts or similar family or family friends that I’d never known. Plus they were all old, dying from “natural causes” while Jo’s death was unexpected and tragic. In an effort to honor his death I shall now tell you his science fiction story that he wrote for our English class. I shall tell you the story as best I remember it, not making anything up, as I tell you stories from my own life, I shall do it with only the truth. Our Worst Fear by Jo Wolf In the late 20th century amidst all the wars between and within nations, and diseases spreading across the world, a study was done to decipher the fears of Americans in the great United States. Bugs and spiders and other similar expected things made the list, and not surprisingly death was highly feared. But death was not number one, but number two. The number one fear was public speaking. From students speaking in front of peers in speech class to parents in PTA meetings, everyone was afraid to speak in front of others. This information was quite useful to those observing from orbit. No one knew where the aliens originated, but the world quickly learned their evil intent. Submission was their goal and public speaking was their torture. They used the device of the public arena to force people into slavery. It started with the President of the United States. One might think a man of the highest public figurehead wouldn’t fear public speaking, until it is learned that the aliens did not allow his speech writer to prepare something for him first, or the fact that this speech was one of surrender of the nation over to the foreign beings. Everyone was forced into work camps, and anyone who tried to rebel was forced in front of the masses. But there was one man who was to save the planet and brink the aliens to their knees. His name was Tek Jansen, and he was the best public speaker to ever live..... Alright, so I forget how it ends exactly, but it had something to do with Tek Jansen teaming up with Latoya Jackson and helping the human race facing their irrational fear and fighting back against the aliens using their sinistrophobia against them. The End | | Friday, November 3rd, 2006 | | 3:07 am |
Chapter 1 – Lost
“My story begins on an extravagant cruise gone awry. Thousands of people had traveled on hundreds of cruises along this particular path through the Bermuda Triangle on their way to the many destinations of the Caribbean. The ship of which this story tells, however, is the exception to the success of so many before it, though it is also what made in the past the Triangle what it is in myths and legends. Now at the bottom of the sea, the MS Amsterdam was a majestic part of the R-Class in the Holland American Line. Of the completely booked ship 374 of the original 1,380 passengers survived, while 545 members of the crew perished, including the captain, leaving only 113 left, though they would be only minimal help for the survival of the overall group on this island, which unbeknownst to them was uncharted. First order of business for Bob, the seemingly self proclaimed leader of the group, was to help the injured passengers asap, and assemble the able to start building a shelter and gather food. Though most of the food was lost with the ship, some chefs had survived. The first few days went fairly smoothly, most everyone thought they’d be rescued by now, and a few had already died from their untreated wounds. On the fourth day something most unexpected happened, something that would change the lives of everyone present, even after their eventual rescue. There was a, uh…, a half sea, half land monster that attacked the mock village the presumed villagers had created. It had the body of a gorilla but with the skin and head of a shark. It came at night and ate three innocent souls and then retreated to the sea. The crew knew something needed to be done, but what exactly, was beyond their scope. So….hm….yeah…” “Excuse me, just what exactly is this Charlie? Is this some story that you’ve memorized and chosen to present before your class here today or something you created on your own? You seem to be having some trouble here.” “Well, it’s my own story I guess.” “Why is it that you don’t have it written out so you don’t forget which part happens next, and more importantly, have something to turn in as the assignment calls for, to present, or otherwise read us some of your favorite poetry and explain its meaning, or create your own short story?” “Well, I thought I’d do more of a performance thing, and make up a story on the spot. I think it’s more art-like, which I thought was what you were looking for. Don’t you like it?” “No I don’t. Sit down, your story is over. You didn’t do the assignment and now you’re trying to BS your way through your scheduled time period. For your grade, however, since you did have an interesting start to an on the spot tale, and took up the majority of your allotted time, you shall receive the deserved grade of a D+. Congratulations.” * --------- * “Ha ha, yes! Take that Jo, D+, read it and weep.” “I got a B, what are you talking about?” “Yeah, but while you spent a couple hours thinking up that shitty Sci-Fi story, I got to watch the Bulls game. Think about it as a ratio of grade to time spent, though my grade is slightly lower than yours, my time spent was so minimal that it makes my ratio greatly superior to yours, as I spent seconds of preparation time to your hours.” “Good luck explaining that to the teacher when you fail the class. I do believe that’s one of your first passing grades so far. By the way, did the Bulls win?” “Yep, 87-83 over the Spurs, MJ only had 29 points though. I think they’re going to threepeat again this year.” “Nah, Jazz have it this time.” “You’re full of shit. You wanna bet?” “Sure, twenty bucks?” “Twenty bucks.” | | Friday, October 27th, 2006 | | 2:37 pm |
What is wrong with Texas?
I read today that a man on death row in Texas committed suicide hours before his scheduled execution. He wrote in blood before he died "I DIDN'T do it." Once more I read that someone else confessed in a sworn statement that he, not the guy on death row, committed the crime someone else was being put to death for. He confessed even before the trial of the guy on death row. I guess they also treat the prisoners really shitty, more so than you would think I'd imagine. They're going on hunger strike for 4 months or so, they're only 1 month in. And the last bit of info I remember was that about 1/3 of all deaths since the death penalty's reinstatement came from Texas. Current Mood: 17 or 18 | | Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 | | 11:13 pm |
Shit List
I'm making a list of things Republicans said they would do, or should do, while in control, but haven't done. Got anything in that category I haven't listed below? Please comment. Did they stop abortion? No. Nation wide ban of gay marriage? No. Fix social security? No. Stop illegal immigration? No. Make flag burning illegal? No. Unseat democratically elected Venezuelan President Chavez? No. Win the war on terror? No, Bush said its un-winnable. Found Iraq's WMDs? No. Prevented North Korea from getting the bomb? No. Just to be clear, I'm looking for answers with a "No." response, not a "Yes." response, which would be harder to find, and also unwelcome here. Thank you. Current Mood: CheerfulCurrent Music: The sound of change. | | Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 | | 7:46 pm |
Job Fair
I had limited success at the job fair. One guy said "We hire smart people," as he sent me away and presumably ripped up my resume. Another company said they wouldn't hire me just because my GPA was 1 below what they were looking for. Just 1, the smallest positive natural number, its not that much. Most others weren't that bad, but I didn't get any interviews or seem to generate much interest. Well, I am alive, hopefully this^ is the type of thing you wanted me to post on this blog. If so, enjoy, if not, bite me. Just kidding, if not, let me know by commenting. End of post. Current Mood: Epics | | Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 | | 5:01 pm |
| | Thursday, September 21st, 2006 | | 12:00 am |
Creation Of A Court Trial And Its Innumerable Benefits
By Drew Williams (As told by Johnny Cochrane and Marcia Clark in an Unusual Mythical Style With Humorous Sections of mid-19th Century Literature) For Mankind As the moon waxed and waned, the city of Gary changed little. Around it, however, the world grew. Many were born and many more died as a result. Now, as this tale begins we must listen to the wise, as they have much to teach us. Yes, lawyers are truly kings and queens among men! In the grand city of Los Angeles, there lived many. Some were young people who sought fame and fortune. Some were old and desired the happiness and peace that only the suburbs shaken by earthquakes could bring. Most, however, were middle-aged athletes whose career had ended and forced their participation in second-rate action movies and comedies. Of course this group contained our hero. The strict laws of decency imposed upon us by our superiors prevent a full description of the marvels of L.A., but for many, comparing this paradise to Gary will suffice. The only exception is the lack of pollution, which granted Gary an air of mysteries. L.A. can only attempt to mimic this with its creation of smog. Now, with a setting, we may begin to inform the curious reader, that they may become wise in the ways of the judicial system and of low speed chases. One day, a man named O. J. was begat. None know his father or mother, as they were smoten as soon as O. J. could hold sharp instruments. No one blamed the young child, especially since it is well known that DNA didn’t exist back then. And besides, wearing his cute red gloves, no one could hold the adorable child accountable. As our young hero grew, he was surrounded by an aura of smiteness, as all around him were smoten. Eventually, the boy grew to manhood and became a football player, winning many awards. He eventually married and became the afore-mentioned second-rate actor. Although he was without fault, O. J.’s wife wasn’t. After a divorce, little happened in the world. One day came, however, that would alter human history forever. On a sunny day, O. J.’s ex-wife and a friend of hers were smoten under dubious circumstances at best. That was followed by a low speed chase, which rivaled any race held by the Romans at the Hippodrome. Time prevents us from relaying this grand spectacle, but for those who don’t recall, many people had heart attacks. That unfortunately, is probably related to their diet of Big Macs and Twinkies. It came to pass that O. J. was accused of these smitings and went to trial. During the strenuous proceedings, his impeccable character was repeatedly assaulted. Judge Ito, however, helped disprove the existence of DNA and set a precedent on how to deal with those such as our beloved Mr. Simpson. Also during the trial, we learned of Kato, a free-loader sent by God himself. Johnny Cochrane, the Matlock of the real world; and Mark Fuhrman, leader of the…movement. That might get me in a bit of trouble, being a homosexual Jewish African-American. In conclusion, O. J. should be President, and I should be the best sounding word in government – the Veep. Current Mood: 22Current Music: Blast from the Past! | | Thursday, September 14th, 2006 | | 8:28 pm |
Or Becky
I declare a white person will win Survivor this season. Leave your race pick, person pick, or other predictions. Peace. | | 3:00 pm |
Very funny.
Fuck you Bill O'Reilly, you've got nothing now, you're a liar and I feel sorry for anyone who trust you. http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=15&ItemID=10952No one need to actually read this article if they already don't trust O'Reilly. And if you don't know who O'Reilly is then you are a special person. This post has been mostly for my own vindication. Sorry to waste your time. Good day. | | Tuesday, September 12th, 2006 | | 11:09 am |
Price is Right
After all the contestants overbid twice Bob said, "You must bid lower than 500." The first bidder bid 499, and was dead on. I found this interesting enough to post. Also I made a profile badge and wanted to see if it works.  | | Friday, September 8th, 2006 | | 11:00 pm |
Told you so.
If you are on Facebook there is a 99% chance I hate you. If you are reading this there is a 0.1% chance I hate you. Ironic how the girl who wants privacy on Facebook and is upset that her break up with her boyfriend was told to everyone, goes on national TV to tell everyone. I guess no one liked the last post, hopefully this one is better. | | Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 | | 10:05 pm |
Talking to Katie Couric about 9/11 President Bush said, "Why would someone kill 3000 Americans?" Yes, indeed. Why have you killed 3000 American soldiers Mr. President? | | Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 | | 2:11 pm |
Pop quiz.
There is at least one English word in which a single vowel is repeated six times. What's the word? | | Sunday, September 3rd, 2006 | | 7:37 am |
Got 'em!
I read today on CNN that the "No. 2 operative" of "al Qaeda in Iraq" was arrested. Several questions pop into my head. When the fuck are we going to catch the No. 1 guy in either "al Qaeda in Iraq" or al Qaeda? Why does it seem like we've caught the "No. 2 operative" a half dozen times? How about the fact that if we'd never invaded Iraq in the first place then there would be no "al Qaeda in Iraq". It just goes to promote The Big Lie that Iraq had something to do with 9/11. It didn't. Indeed we should leave Iraq asap, preferably by the 4 step plan laid out by Dennis Kucinich on Bill O'Reilly's TV show. Time to go. Peace. Current Mood: hurried | | Saturday, September 2nd, 2006 | | 1:30 pm |
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